Best & Worst of Us

In our best moments, when our neuroconnection is at full capacity, you’ll experience the greatest ecstasy possible in this universe (not an overstatement). In our worst moments, you’ll be suspended in a state of perma-torture, kept alive in a state of neuro-electrical impedance that makes every hellish second last a decade of perceived time. In our best moments, imagine a never-ending feast in which flying, stimulants, and orgasmic mental clarity are all rolled into one. In our worst moments, think of your own philtrum being caked in dog feces, but permanently, and smelling that and only that for all eternity.