Biometrics

Fingerprints are a joke, eye scans are easy to fool, voice ID is totally hackable. When you want true security, you need Deep Biometric Analysis. We scan your brain during a series of ultra-specific questions: What would you do if you saw someone drop a $20 bill? How much do you like dogs, including the little yippy ones? What if a waiter in the restaurant bathroom doesn’t wash their hands after #2? Can you resist a last-minute candy bar in the checkout lane? No two people answer these questions identically, so they’re the only way to absolutely ensure you’re you.