Commencement Speaker

Amity College of Food Systems & Clothing Technology: I was frankly shocked to be chosen as your commencement speaker. I mean, who am I? Although I guess not everyone has panicked on an airplane midflight because they thought they saw a mouse, opened the emergency door, jumped out to their certain death, snared the first-class separator curtain on their belt in such a way that it became an accidental parachute, landed safely in a hostile nation’s land, then vomited onto that country’s prime minister, nearly starting World War III. But since you asked, here’s some life advice for you lucky grads.