Destination Vacation

Whether you’re looking for one last family trip, want to get away from it all forever, or are simply excited to be devoured slowly by a half-sentient carnivorous plant, we’ve got it all here on our planet! Inhospitable in every way possible, our temperature is simultaneously both unbearably hot and deathly cold. Our hail is basketball-size, but also stinks of sulfur. One sting from our extremely spiky bugs causes instant sepsis. The ground itself hates being stepped on, and enjoys consuming people’s toes like popcorn shrimp. Urethron Gloris IV: Come for the nasty weather, stay for the brain-feeding hunter-killer butterflies.