Dream Awake

Are your dreams better than your real life? Then let DreamAwake help you live in a permanent dream state! While feeding IVitamins directly to your bloodstream, exercising your limbs via our trained NurseBots, and evacuating your bowels discreetly and automatically, we ensure that you live the rest of your life entirely asleep. Achieve what you want; sleep with whomever or whatever you want; be as rich, attractive, outspoken, or ambitious as you want—all with a simple inheritance transfer to DreamAwake Inc. Note: This process renders you permanently immobile and unconscious, and is thus irreversible. Live the life you deserve, asleep!