Gunwolf

Wolves have guns now. As you probably saw in the cell-phone videos people were posting, they learned self-domestication by silently observing folks walking dogs. Then they figured out how to use the tools left behind by scared loggers or in suburban backyards (shovels, walkie-talkies, playground cranes, power washers). They used those to intimidate and surround hunters; from there, it wasn’t a big leap to learn how to use, dismantle, clean, and reload rifles. Crazy, right? Anyway, I work for them now. You see the whole pack behind me; you should probably just give us your house and your car now.