Karma #7

Karma exists, but it's not completely fair. Like, if you stop an occupied stroller from rolling into a busy street, you'll probably receive a nice email from some relative you forgot existed. If you shoot a deer and don't try to use most parts, you might be constipated for a couple days. If you sacrifice your entire life giving unto others with no thought for your own comfort, well-being, vacations, etc., you can be pretty sure your next Uber Eats delivery will include an extra side of guacamole. Don't say anything; it's yours to keep. After all, you earned it.