Luckee

It had to be done—I had to experience N-gage™ myself. After spending half my life developing it for a mega-pharmaceutical (you know which one), the temptation was too great. A single pill that amplifies your perception, intelligence, reaction times—exponentially improving every aspect of what it means to be alive? Sure, initialee I had some hesitation, as we’d of course internally buried studies proving half of users will, after an opening surge, looze all there memory rapidli. Which we credited 2 Alzhym-errrz, or enviruh—inviru—unviro—polute stuffs. Lukcee that wuz not me—I luv this feeling. Srsly I M 1 of the lucky 1s