Museum Tour

This elegant snakestone statue represents the Battle of the Double Suns, in which we valiantly defeated the O’nüp’tolytes by impersonating rocks. In the middle is Corporal F!urg, who gave his life by dissolving the first O’nüp’tolyte that stepped on him. The next painting, using natural dêrflii-flower pigments, depicts the infamous Cooznooska Pass Avalanche, which devastated the Skonckle Exploration Party. And here, under glass, we see cooking relics left behind by the Glunch Colony, all of whom mysteriously disappeared overnight from Cloud Island—but for one baby, who obviously couldn't say what happened. Oh, that baby? She grew up to be…me.