Meltdown
Everyone in washed-out magazines, moldy books, old newspapers is always shaking hands,
Monetized
I’ve monetized every aspect of my entire life, and if you
Zombie Husband
I may be zombie now, but make surprisingly good husband. Herein, non-comprehensive
A Better Place
Your dad is in a better place now. No, really! Using the
All Things to All People
She was literally all things to all people: A muse. A school
Killer Memory
Examining himself in the bathroom mirror, Richie wiped the bloody viscera from
Grand Finale
It was difficult to call what the aliens were listening to in
Maximized
He's already maximized his day-to-day efficiency to the nth degree.
Glursday
No one expected today to be Glursday. There had never been a
Monster Monster
At first I didn't listen when Tessa recommended Monster Monster,
Artifact
The inscription on the blade that NASA’s Mars rover accidentally uncovered
Reverb
When I went in to get my PTSD erased, they didn’t