Curses
A guide to our species’ rudest curses (along with explanations for those
People Meat People
People say YouMeat tastes like pork, but more…familiar. Obviously no humans
Flower Power
Sniff a flower, gain a power. I suppose it’s like “learning”
Happy New Orbit!
Like everyone, I always make grandiose resolutions on the first moonrise of
Trade-Off
Whatever your civilization wants, we can get it for you. Of course,
If We Could Talk to the Animals
If a magical being (sorcerer, genie, etc.) offers you the ability to
NuLyfe
My worst fear is that after we both die and enter our
Extinction Event
Look, we didn't ask to be saved. Every 111 orbits,
Action!
Yesterday I got blown up. Day before that, ejected through a windshield.
Knowing Someone
You think you know someone, then they betray you. Sandra knew I
Classified
I can neither confirm nor deny the exact nature of my government
Mating Habits
We have many sexes on this planet, each absolutely vital to our