Subroutine
I could see she was already beginning to crack, so I applied
Tunnel
According to my watch, we've been riding the train through
Wishing You Well
This idiot drowned in a damn wishing well. Unreal.
His one job
Squash
At first it was just little creatures, spiders and wasps, turning up
Creature Feeder
The Smart CreatureFeeder is the next technological evolution in fantastical critter-watching. Its
The Good Version
No, see, this is the good version. Sure, in our current timeline,
Cheat
“This might be awkward,” Derrick began, “but I've been sleeping
Night Bird
Sure, it looks like a bunch of bones randomly piled in a
Gen Xi
Oh my god, Dad, why do you even still have that body?
The Package
No, really, ma'am, that's a great package! 6
Like Me, Like Me
No, but do you like me like me? ’Cause if you did,
Really Human
Yes, I know I've already spent a fortune on replacing