Game Show
It's the most popular game show on earth right now,
absurd
Again
You can start your life over at any time. Feel free to
The Most Intelligent Animal in the World
Turns out the most intelligent animal on earth is the Tridacna gigas,
C Student
Oh wow, Ms. Pericles? It’s been so long! Perhaps you don&
Skyscrapers
Half of our species (chosen randomly with the flip of a coin
Longevity
Everyone’s competing to live the longest nowadays. Matt Kinney of Saskatchewan,
Left
I left on our wedding day. I’m fully aware of how
Gut
My instinct is always wrong. That’s how I know what choices
Impersonator
It’s commonly acknowledged that I'm the best actor in
Intelligence
Most pets are so dumb—so we made them smarter. We engineered
Utopiaworld
The only problem with utopia is that it looks different for each
BurgerBoy
In the commercials, BurgerBoy (some actor wearing that giant, exaggerated papier-mâché head)