aliens

comedy

Extinction Event

Look, we didn't ask to be saved. Every 111 orbits,

thriller

Classified

I can neither confirm nor deny the exact nature of my government

aliens

Mating Habits

We have many sexes on this planet, each absolutely vital to our

comedy

Test Results

I’ll be frank: With the Calcified Dalatle already growing inside you,

comedy

Resourceful

I suppose you could say the muuku-gaalï is the ultimate sustainable, all-purpose

aliens

Giggle

It unnerved us that the aliens giggled at pain (not that all

comedy

Flight Attendant

“Flight attendant.” “Flight attendant.” “Flight attendant.” “Surely one of my students wants

sci-fi

Last-Ditch

My fellow last survivors—our remaining scientists and generals have ideated some

comedy

PlokKa

Oh man, I don't even know what I'm

comedy

Menu from the Banquet Celebrating the Induction of Hyraxx 43 as Planetary Emperor

* Boiled Vegetables from the Banks of the Therberius Dry-Ice River, Marinated in