Lazy Planet
Once people came up with a way to make themselves immortal, they
death
Believer
For a while after the breakup (and the subsequent firing and the
Bad Maker
It’s like the Maker we just hired barely even tried with
Hold Your Hand
You no longer need a traditional love partner—now you can hold
Psychic
Although I’m psychic, I can’t tell you when you’re
I Alive
People scared of me, but I no want them to be. Not
Bits & Pieces
I don’t regret getting the brain replacement—it’s given me
Ageless
I was born at age 89, with the same knowledge as any
Seep
[Recording starts] Subject sits calmly in observation chamber, eyes closed
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Custom Body
Finally, the moment I’ve been waiting for—I died! Now I
Zombie Husband
I may be zombie now, but make surprisingly good husband. Herein, non-comprehensive
NuLyfe
My worst fear is that after we both die and enter our