Tat
Thanks for asking! Yeah, I got this tattoo of a majestic eagle
first-person
Insect Worship
Like most of you here today, I was born in a froth
Ethical Dilemma
Should I tell this guy his fly is down? Before you answer,
Evidence
Sometimes I find myself doubting God’s existence. Just yesterday, I saw
Dear Miss Etiquette:
My lovely mother doesn’t appreciate the top-of-the-line Matter Transmogrifier 7 I
Evader
I tracked you to Rio de Janeiro, but it turned out to
Gibbous Moon
Here’s how I expect you to repent for your offenses against
Benevolence
I think of myself as a fair god, equally benevolent and vengeful;
Thoughts I Had While Falling
Thoughts I had while falling into an apparently bottomless, infinitely deep hole:
300 Judgments
It’s just 10 hours of “work” a day, and the pay
Equilibrium
People are in such tremendous pain all the time—I truly wish
The List
We now have the technology to rank every single object and experience