Eulogy
I imagine you’re all as conflicted as I am at the
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RomanceЯ
You're gonna be hella sore after the RomanceЯ 3000, if
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The instant Todd felt the familiar malaise setting in, he began taking
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I love coming to this festival in the desert—it’s where
Whirlwind Romance
Wow—so happy to know you feel this connection too. Thanks again
My Alien Boyfriend
Yes, mom, I have an alien boyfriend. Does that bother you? Of
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Now that Jaklinda was coming of age by entering her Third Ternary,
Swan Song
Thanks for all the love! As you know, tonight marks the final
Lyrical Assassin
No, Senator, I absolutely don’t think the lyrics to my song