Dream Awake
Are your dreams better than your real life? Then let DreamAwake help
second-person
Blink
Oh good—now you have it too! Every other time you blink,
Keep Out
Assuming you can even find the place out in the woods, you&
RaNsOm NoTe
If you don’t wire us $1 million in the next 24
A Better Place
Your dad is in a better place now. No, really! Using the
Curses
A guide to our species’ rudest curses (along with explanations for those
People Meat People
People say YouMeat tastes like pork, but more…familiar. Obviously no humans
Flower Power
Sniff a flower, gain a power. I suppose it’s like “learning”
Trade-Off
Whatever your civilization wants, we can get it for you. Of course,
Extinction Event
Look, we didn't ask to be saved. Every 111 orbits,
Ice Cream
I’m sooo jealous of you guys. Know why? Because it’s
Creature Feeder
The Smart CreatureFeeder is the next technological evolution in fantastical critter-watching. Its